Punny Sentences

We all know those really nerdy jokes, the ones that no one really laughs at and wishes would stop. Here are some of them:

• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
• Police were called to a day care where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.
• Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
• The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
• The butcher backed up into the meat grinder & got a little behind in his work.
• To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
• When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
• A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
• A thief fell into wet cement & became a hardened criminal.
• When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
• The batteries were given out free of charge.
• A dentist & a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
• If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
• The guy who had fallen onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
• You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
• A calendar's days are numbered.
• A boiled egg is hard to beat.
• Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
• When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.